hotel room ftw
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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