It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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