Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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