PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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