The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
You made out with two different species that night
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Randomize
