she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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