The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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