It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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