I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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