Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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