Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
