Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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