Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
