Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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