And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Life without a bra equals bliss.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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