another moral hangover. fuck.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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