jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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