it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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