Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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