Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
