I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
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Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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