okay pat passed out under dana's car
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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