Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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