Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You Wouldn’t Guess That These 25 Celebrities Are Complete A**holes
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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