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(516): View more from New York

Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.

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(518): View more from New York

you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly

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(513): View more from Ohio

you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her

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(719): View more from Colorado

So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him

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(513): View more from Ohio

Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home

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(614): View more from Ohio

No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.

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(905): View more from Ontario

He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek

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