I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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