I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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