I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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