K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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