should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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