I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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