I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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