It's like God shit irony all over that family
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I think people are normalizing furries
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