I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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