Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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