i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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