Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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