dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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