So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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