yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
And then my night got REAL pukey
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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