THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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