Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Randomize
