I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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