you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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