Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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