I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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