Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize