Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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