Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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