YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
and she was petting her beer can
I am midnight drunk by noon
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Randomize
