oh god the rape fog is back!
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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