i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
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you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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