guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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