if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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