We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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