you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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