so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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