So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize